OK, hey how ya doing? Once again X-Men: Evolution is not mine, if you do wish to sue me I would like to say this, HA! OK, none of the characters are mine............ No wait! The four(Or is it three?) commentors are mine and sadly the evil ones too. Thanks to Wolviesgal, also the first fan fic that was up on her page, yay! I am not persistant, just annoying. Anyway.......

The four are pushing and shoving their way to their seats. There are dull lights on and Pad and Peat are fed up.
PEAT: Is it done?
PAD: Come on! I have serious shopping to do!
JOHN: Shut it!
SKYE: (humming a wee song in her head and moving her head side to side gently)
PAD: Skye's left the building.
JOHN: Huh? No she's not Pad.
PAD: She's humming to herself, her mind is out of here!
PEAT: Shame, I bet this Wolvie guy is in here.
JOHN: Nah, she's happy as she'll be seeing Logan again.
It goes dark. Peat does the Twilight Zone tune. John hits him and knocks out Pad.
JOHN: Ah.

We open on a house at night. There's a thunder and lightning storm going on outside. Inside we see a teenage girl (Kitty) in bed. She is asleep and dreaming about flying outside around skyscrapers. Suddenly in her dream she falls.

PEAT: Must've got hit by lightning.
SKYE: Nah, banged into a skyscraper.....
JOHN: Guys!

KITTY: Aahh!!
When she hits the ground, she is actually on a basement floor.

PEAT: I bet Storm did the lightning thing and Nightcrawler 'ported her to the basement.
SKYE: As if!
John: (nudges Skye)
SKYE: Oh, sorry.

Her parents come running downstairs. Kitty is crying.

SKYE: How to start a flood in your basement......... The easy way to flood a place.
PEAT: This book cost's £10 each and we want cash.

HER FATHER: What happened? Were you sleep-walking?
KITTY: No! I fell..... I just..... I fell through the ceiling.

SKYE: You learn something new every day.
Pad moans and appears to wake up.
SKYE: Morning sunshine, you missed a few bits and I'm just going to leave you alone........
Pad looks at the screen and try's to run away, instead she gets an electric shock.
PAD: AAGGHHH!!!!
She falls back to her seat, the boys are shocked.
SKYE: You have all the fun.
PAD: (Goes to strangle Skye, but is too weak) I wish you were me.

Suddenly we see a red alert signal.

PEAT: Oh my god, there's a robbery at that big bank! Batman to the rescue!
JOHN: Peat, this is the X-Men?
PEAT: I knew that, I was just testing you. (Gives out a nervous laugh)

CEREBRO: Discovery-Mutant signature. The second detection in this vicinity. Extrapolation complete. Identity confirmed. Name: Kitty Pryde. Residence: Northbrook. Age: 15.

PEAT: How about that? A machine identifies people! Huh, who would've thunk it.
SKYE: It identifies mutants that have used their powers as Kitty has.
PEAT: I knew that!
PAD: (stronger now) Of course you did.

Back at Kitty's house.
KITTY'S MOTHER, MRS PRYDE: Now dear, I'm sure you were just having a nightmare.
Mr Pryde looks up and sees the blankets coming down through the floor.
MR PRYDE: I.......... don't think so.
KITTY: What am I? What's happening to me?

SKYE: I think she's freaked out.
JOHN: Aye, but who wouldn't? Falling from your room to the basement.
PEAT: Yup.
SKYE: My house doesn't have a basement................ That would be funny if I fell from my room to where the basement should be.
PAD: You'd be............... In the ground!
Skye begins to laugh. The others inch away from her.

Back to Xavier.
Xavier: Prep the Blackbird.

(Opening credits)

PEAT: Blimy!
John: Scary.....

The scene is Bayvile High. Kurt is running to school.

SKYE: Go wee guy with legs!
PAD: Run! Move your................. legs.
SKYE: Get moving you wee..... potato!
PEAT: Next time, we go into the back row.
JOHN: Aye.

KURT: Ach! Late again.

PEAT: WAIT! The last time we saw him, he was new.......... Were we asleep during a show or what?
JOHN: Nah, the people just want to confuse people.
SKYE: Like Peat.

Kurt looks around and then teleports to a place closer to school. Coming around the corner, he runs into Ms Darkholme.

PAD: Wow, the people you meet!
SKYE: Yup, you meet something new and horrible every day.............. Or maybe that's just me.

KURT: Miss Darkholme!

PEAT: Godzila!
PAD: King Kong!
SKYE: Run!
Group go into fits of histerics.

MS DARKHOLME: Hmm... Watch isn't slow. Must be you. Another tardy Mr Wagner, and I'm enrolloing you in my after-school group.

PAD: Where you learn how to tell the time in a fun way!
SKYE: Oh dear god! I though Darkholme said I'm telling.........
The group laugh.

Scott comes outside.
SCOTT: Hey, light the fire under it kid. Your teacher sent me to look for you. Miss Darkholme. Stopped off for another breakfast burger at Gut Bomb, didn't you? (As he pushed Kurt into school)
Kurt: What can I say? It's and addiction.

SKYE: And the moral is................. get a take-away as it's faster.
JOHN: No, the moral is be later for school, so the head won't meet you and.....
SKYE: You won't lose your head?
JOHN: Bingo.

At Pryde house. Kitty is trying to sneak out to go to school.

PEAT: She's ill!
PAD: Sick, mad person............ Your missing school, live with it!!!
SKYE: Pad, give yourself a heart attack and I won't beable to watch the rest of the show, ya know what I mean?
PAD: I am calm!
SKYE: Yea.......

MRS PRYDE: Dear.... I thought we agreed that you were staying home today?

PEAT: Say I forgot! Say I forgot! Just stay home!
SKYE: Well, Peat's cracked. Why do they say........... dear? Sounds like the beginning of a letter......
JOHN: Don't know, might just be her family.

KITTY: Yeah, well, like, what's the point, you know? You guys don't want to talk about it. And I'll like totally go crazy sitting around here.

PEAT: That's why you said that!
SKYE: Gee, who knew?

MRS PRYDE: But should you really be at school?

(From off camera) MR PRYDE: Kitty! Where are you?

PEAT: Oh, where art thou?
JOHN: Oh boy.
PAD: Peat's gone.

KITTY: Please, mom. Dad'll make me stay.

SKYE: Wonder why?

MRS PRYDE: Alright, go on.

The X Jet, in mid flight.
JEAN: Well, why just me? Why not all of us?
XAVIER: Because, you're the one who can connect with this girl.

PEAT: (Xaviers voice) And other personal reasons.
SKYE: Shut up! We went through this before!
PEAT: Sorry.
PAD: Hehehehehehe.

JEAN: Ach, I hope so. But how are we handling the other kid Cerebro spied out, the one from the foster home?

PEAT: Man, she's hot!
PAD: You've already told us the last time, remember?
PEAT: Still.............. She's Mmmhh.
John stuffed an apple in Peat's mouth.
SKYE: Apples are deadly weapons! Woho!!

XAVIER: Yes, Lance Alvers. Let me worry about that. I'd like you to just keep your focus on Kitty's parents. Remember, you're a model of what we're offering them. No pressure.

PAD: Yup, no pressure, just get them to like you, easy.
JOHN: Should we worry what Mr Pryde will think of Jean?
SKYE: Lets not go there! We've got Peat to deal with.
Peat is contently eatting the apple that was stuffed into his mouth earlier.

JEAN: Heh, heh, heh..... And to think, I passed up a nice relaxing midterm for this.

SKYE: Eh?
JOHN: A test....... I think.

Cut to Pryde's front porch.
MRS PRYDE: What are you talking about? How do you know Kitty?
JEAN: Please, may we come in for a moment? We'll answer all your questions and anything you need-

PEAT: Woho!
Skye slaps the back of his head.

MR PRYDE: Excuse me miss, you can talk to us, out here.
XAVIER: Very well, I think you know Kitty is going through a very unique transition. We simply want to help her thorugh it. Why don't you tell us baout last night?

PEAT: No! We don't want to know about his private life!
SKYE: He's losing brain cells quicker than the fastest land record.
JOHN: You and Pad should stop hitting him.
SKYE: It's fun.

MR PRYDE: Last night is none of you're business. Please, just leave us alone.
They go inside and slam the door.

PAD: Well, that was thrilling........... Lets go shopping.
Pad is pulled back by Skye.
SKYE: Electric shock again?
Pad quickly sits down.

JEAN: Huh, next time, let's just call and get hung up on. Less hassle.
XAVIER: You'll need to make contact with Kitty directly, at her school.

PEAT: Hence the shootings.
SKYE: Shut up!
PEAT: It's true.
SKYE: Your dead depressing man........... Now shut up!

Cut to Wolverine wahing the motorcycle.

SKYE: Yay!!!!! If I could whistle I would.
Pad lets out a wolf whistle.
SKYE: Ta.

He pauses and looks up.

PEAT: Looks like he heard you.
PAD: Ah!

Switch to someone riding a bike. Back to Logan.

JOHN:(singing) I'm riding on my bicycle, I'm riding on my bike...........
SKYE: John, no now.

LOGAN: *sniff, sniff* Sabertooth. (He says this standing on the roof of the school/mansion, looking all imposing)

SKYE: (sigh's)
PAD: She's gone.
PEAT: Yup.

Sabertooth: *growl* Wolverine.

PAD: No one can call someone by there name, can they?
PEAT: Who is Sabertooth?
SKYE: The guy we slagged off because he only growled, once.
PEAT: Oh.

See Logan getting geared up in his Wolverine costume. Gets on his bike and leaves.

PEAT: He was just washing his bike........
SKYE: The mirical of cartoons, next time Futurerama is on I'll point something stuied out to you.

KURT: What's up with Logan?
SCOTT: Whoa. That man is packing some serious attitude.
KURT: Wanna follow him?

PEAT:(Scott's voice) He could kill us! We could be ripped to shreds! We could become small pieces in a burger!

SCOTT: Let's go!

Group laugh.

They run to the garage.

KURT: Should we take the X-Van?
SCOTT: Uh, a lower profile, I think. And cooler, besides. (He hops in a cool convertible.) You coming?

PEAT: Forget Logan! Go hit on some hotty hotty hot hots.
JOHN: Oh boy.
SKYE: Oh sush!

KURT: *ports into car* Hit it.
They drive after Wolverine.

Switch back to Kitty's school. A busy hallway in between classes and the bell rings. Kitty opens her locker.
AMY: Riley, check the Kitty-pity-party.
RILEY: Dreading PE no doubt. Probably the only class she's not acing.
AMY: Let's, uh, give her some time off, hmm?

PAD: Evil people.
SKYE: Little b......... kitchen's!
PAD: Eh?
SKYE: I can't say half the things I want to say.

They walk by and push Kitty into her locker.
KITTY: Ahh!
AMY: World closing on ya, Kitty?

SKYE: Evil.................. There evil............ ach! Nichtoe!
PEAT: Eh?
SKYE: Nothing.

They run off laughing
Kitty: *banging on the door* Hey! Let me out you jerks! Uuh! Open the door! Somebody open this door! *Lots of grunting*

PEAT: Woah! I wonder what's she doing.
SKYE: My fist, your face and you'll be knocked out..... AGAIN!

A guy (Lance) eneters the hallway shaking a can of spray paint. He walks down the hallway spraying a stripe along the lockers and wihistling.
KITTY: Huh? Hey! Who's out there? Can you hear me? Let me out! (She pops out of the locker and runs into him). Ahh!

JOHN: She says that alot.
SKYE: Like Toad with his Ek thingie, ja?
PAD: Yup.

LANCE: (now sporting a nice red stripe across his face) Hey. You see what you just did?
KITTY: What I... uh.. I like just fell out.
LANCE: Yeah man, right through the door. That is so cool!
KITTY: You're crazy. (Tries to run but he grabs her arm)

PEAT: That's just wrong.......... Be nice!
PAD: Oh dear god..........
SKYE: Oh man.
JOHN: Oh boy.

LANCE: No, no. Wait a minute. I'm the one guy around here who gets the beauty of it. 'Cause you're just like me. Really. (She just stares at him.) All right then, check this. (He puts out his hands and concentrates, causing a mini-earthquake.) Gettin' the picture?

SKYE: Most likely he's done up his brain with all that concentrating.
PEAT: I know I would.
Skye puts a hand to her forehead and punched Peat in the chest.

KITTY: No, you're just like some freak! Leave me alone! (She runs off.)
LANCE: You can run but you can't hide. 'Cause I'm gonna rock your world.

PEAT: Hey! Don't steal movies lines!
SKYE: Shut up.
PEAT: Its not nice!
PAD: You do it all the time.
PEAT: That's not the point! Ok maybe it is.........

Outside on the sports field.
RILEY: (Doing stretches) And a one, two...... Hey, Amy, check who got out.
COACH: *blowing whistle* Pryde, you're late.

SKYE: Gee, talk about stating the ovious!
JOHN: Yup.

KITTY: Sorry, Coach. I was, like, um, having trouble with my locker.
COACH: Alright, you three over there to the long jump. Pryde, you're tardy, so you're first.

PAD: They call them by their last names!
PEAT: So?
PAD: Girls! By the last name!

On top of the roof.
GRIFF: Shut up with the clodding around.
OTHER GUY: Stow it Griff. Can we bust in through here or not?
GRIFF: Not. It's wired in through the alarm system.

PEAT: Wow. How to be over protective of test papers.
SKYE: Who cares? It's not like you do anything anyway.

OTHER GUY: Now what, Alvers? We got no way into this stinkin' office and midterms start in the morning.

SKYE: Oh, there like exams. That makes sense.
PEAT: Huh?
JOHN: Midterms are exams.
PEAT: Oh.

GRIFF: Yeah, and the exam answers ain't exactly gonna fetch a prime price after the test. Can't you just, you know, make a door?

PAD: Well this guy is going to go in for an award.
SKYE: Oh yea, 'could I be more stupid' awards start next week.

LANCE: Sure, and have them all know we were in? They'll change the tests! I got a sweeter idea. Her *pointing to Kitty*
GRIFF: What? What are you gonna have her long jump through the wall? Come on, get serious.

PEAT: Is he thick?
JOHN: Griff doesn't know.

LANCE: You riding me, Griff? Huh? Are ya? *Things start to shake*

SKYE: Actually Lance and Griff make a cute couple, non?
JOHN: SKYE!
PEAT: Yea.........

OTHER GUY: Whoa, whoa.... it's cool Lance..
LANCE: You two losers just line up the customers. I'll snatch the answers.

PAD:(monotone) Oh, this-should-be-fun.

Back to the Long Jump pit.
KITTY: *doing a jump* Uhh.. Oof.. *as she falls on her face*
AMY: Reow.... Kitty-Kat's got a temper.

SKYE: If I was in there I'd...........
PAD: We know, hurt them.
PEAT: Couple of scratches to the face......
JOHN: A few bruses to the arms.
SKYE: Yea, but that Amy guy took my thing, my saying................. Evil potato!

RILEY: Take notes , Pryde. This is how athletes do it.
She runs and tried to jump, but first Lance causes a mini-earthquake and nails her mid jump.

SKYE: (laughing) Slag you!
PAD: Yea! Evil person!
JOHN: Guy! Lance is evil? Hello?
SKYE: True, but let us have our fun......

KITTY: Huh? *Sees Lance waving from the roof of the school. She runs away, bumping into Jean*
KITTY: Uh!

PEAT: She sure likes to run.
SKYE: Ugh............... I hate running, usually because most people run from me.
PAD: Aye.

Kitty ends up on a drama stage.
She kicks the chair, bumps into a table and knocks a dish over. When she tries to grab it her hands pass right through it.
KITTY: Whoa!

PEAT: Oh!!!!!!
SKYE: Shut it!!!!!!!

It's on the floor. She pokes at it and her hand goes right through.
JEAN: Kitty? Kitty, are you alright?

PAD: How does she.......?
JOHN: That scary machine that we made fun of before, where Xavier put it on.
PAD: Oh.

KITTY: That rah-rah Riley a friend of yours? "Cause, you know, like, I had nothing to with what happened out there on the sand pit.
JEAN: I know, and I'm not Riley's friend.

SKYE: I would rather be wearing a pink dress than be her friend!
PAD: Hey!
SKYE: I'm the dark coloured person?

KITTY: You look like you'd be her friend. *Holds a mask up in front of her face.*

PAD: Lovely.......
PEAT: Oh joy.....

JEAN: Kitty, look, there's no need for masks. I know what's going on.

PEAT: I know what you did last summer!
SKYE: Peat, when I threatend ya, did it go through one ear and oot tha other? 'Cause if it did I'd be happy to repeat!
PEAT: No, no, no........
Other two laugh.

KITTY: You, like, don't know anything! Neither does that creepy guy out there!
JEAN: Who? Lance? Forget about him. This is about you. You and your wonderful new gift.
KITTY: I don't have any gifts, just a curse.

JOHN: Good to know.
PAD: Yup. It's good to talk.
SKYE: Put them on Oprah or something.......

JEAN: Only if you let it be. I'd like to help you understand it. Together we-
KITTY: Look, I don't want any of this. It's, like, hard enought being normal, you know?

PAD: Is it just me or does Jean always get interupted?
SKYE: Yea, she does.
PEAT: Poor hotty hotty hot hot.
PAD: Oh boy.

JEAN: Kitty, look, I just want you to watch me for a second. Please? *Jean raises the mask out of Kitty's hand and places it on the wall*
KITTY: Who-How'd you do that?

PAD: Hard work and lots of concentration.
PEAT: Her brain cells came back!

JEAN: The same way you can pass through walls. Just like you, one morning I woke up and had this power. And trust me, I hated it too.
KITTY: I...I don't believe you. This is a trick!

PEAT: Clever trick!
PAD: (Jean's voice) Yes, it is........... I'm a circus clown!
SKYE: And now we run.

JEAN: No, no, you do believe me. I know because of my other ability; I can read your thoughts.

PEAT: Man, I'm out!
SKYE: YES!
PEAT: Ah, what the heck!
SKYE: NO!

KITTY: No. Stay out of my head. No! *She turns and runs out of the room*
JEAN: Kitty, wait!

SKYE: And she's talking to herself........... Great choice Peat!
PEAT: Hey! She's hot, all right? Leave me alone!
PAD: I thought we were here to annoy you?
JOHN: No, that's Waugh and Sharps job.
PAD: Oh....... So, what are we doing?
SKYE: Here to look pretty.
PAD: That's easy!
JOHN: This is going to be a long show.

A hand clamps down on Jean's shoulder.

LANCE: Piece of advice, Red: I'm the only only friend that girl's gonna need, and I'll be teaching her what's what so you just back yourself off. *Storms past Jean.*
JEAN: Unh!

PAD: English lessons are needed in this show..............
PEAT: I guess....... SKYE: First Saber and now Jean....... Who'll be next? Oh! They might have another person who can't speak proper in this ep, you know? Second ep, two people who can't speak proper?
JOHN: I guess it could happen........... Rather unlikely though.
SKYE: Dang!

At Kitty's locker.
KITTY: Huh?

PEAT: Oh no, it's Bigfoot!
SKYE: You took that from 'A Goofy Movie'!
PAD: Evil!
JOHN: Not now guys.

LANCE: Easy. I won't shake things up, I promise. I, uh, my name's is Lance. We should really talk.

PAD: (Destiny Childs song) Say my name say my name........
SKYE: Pair of socks really come in handy!
Pad is silent.

KITTY: Why can't everyone just, like, leave me alone? *slams her locker door shut*

PEAT: Oooo! Someone needs some therapy!
SKYE: Anger therapy!

LANCE: You feel sick inside everytime you think about it, don't you? You want it to go away. But it won't. You're afraid of what might happen. Your parents are clueless, probably ashamed. Being alone don't help.

KITTY: What, are you, like, reaing my mind, too?

SKYE: Geez! Give this gal a clue.
PEAT: Make her watch 'Blue's Clues' Yay!
Group look at him.
PEAT: I wouldn't know......... I've just, you know, heard.......
JOHN: Of course. (whispers to Skye) We'll slag him off after.
SKYE: Right.

LANCE: No way! It's just that I've been going through it myself. You know, trying to figure it out. But I've learned how to control it. *She starts to walk away.* Meet me outside the office in an hour. I'll show you how.

PEAT: Sounds like he's gonna.............
SKYE: NO!
Skye slaps him, nails scratch face.
PEAT: AAAAHHHHH! My face! My beautiful face!
PAD: Really? I'd say Skye did you a favor.

Shift to Xavier, talking to Jean on a cell phone.

JOHN: They really shouldn't have this on a kids show.
SKYE: Yea, ickle people would want to get one.

XAVIER: Sounds like Lance could be trouble. If he bonds with Kitty, we may not be able to reach her.

PAD: (S Club 7) Just reach for the stars.....
SKYE: (singing a long, different words) And I'll stuff your mouth with, these socks!
Pad once again, silent.

JEAN: I agree, and he is reaching her.

XAVIER: You have to stay with it Jean. I don't want to lose her. Remeber, whatever obstacles get in the way, they can be overcome. Xavier out. *disconnects call* Oh, some obstacles can be more irritating than others.

PEAT: I bet Storm is giving him a massage, lucky guy.
SKYE: Do you want more scratches? 'Cause that's what's about to happen.
PEAT: No...........

Scene change to Kurt and Scott outside a parking garage.

PAD: This is fun, I could be shopping!
SKYE: Hush! This is the fight.
PAD: What?! I hope That Kurt guy wins, he's cute......... In his normal form, that human thing is ugly!
JOHN: Only she could do that.

KURT: Ach, I've lost him.
SCOTT: Hey, hey. Watch the door panel. Their smudge resistant not dent resistant.

PEAT: (Kurt's voice) Just checking.
JOHN: (Scott's voice) Well, you have. Now, GET OUT OF MY CAR YA FREAK!
PAD: Oi! She tries to hit John, ends up hitting Peat instead.
PEAT: OW!
SKYE: Nicely done.

KURT: There. *Points to Wolverine standing on top of the parking garage looking all imposing*

SKYE: Yay!!!

Sabertooth crashes onto the roof.
SABERTOOTH: Unfinished business, runt.

JOHN: Well, I think Sabertooth should get a wee prize for that, don't you think?
SKYE: (posh voice) Oh yes, a whole sentence.............. Not perfect, but it was a sentence.

WOLVERINE: Bring it on, pops. Bring it on.

PEAT: There taking things from the movies!
PAD: Shut up!

Sabertooth dives at Logan, who slashes off his front wheel. The bike goes over the side of the building and falls towards Scott and Kurt in the car. Kurt teleports them out just in time before the bike wrecks the car.

PEAT: (Kurt's voice) Ok, next time I drive.
JOHN: (Scott's voice) No way man, it's my car!
PEAT: Speak to Xavier...... I mean Profesor about that!

SCOTT: Oh, my car!
Sabertooth starts pushing cars up through the roof in order to knock Logan down.

SKYE: Bugger!
PAD: Huh?

SABERTOOTH: Arrgh!
Wolverine falls.

SKYE: Evil sod!
PAD: I'm sure he's fine.....
SKYE: Wanna bet?
PAD: Yup.
SKYE: £5 to the winner, got that?
PAD; Aye.

WOLVERINE: Ung... Gahh! *Sabertooth squishes him with a car*

JOHN: That's not very nice......
SKYE: £5 now, Pad.
PAD: Fine! *Gives Skye a fiver*

SABERTOOTH: One shall fall by the other's hand. Our destiny, we can't change it.
WOLVERNE: I didn't know you went for that...... philosophy mumbo-jumbo.

PEAT: What is philosophy?
SKYE: Something scary?
PAD: Something to run away from?
JOHN: Something blue?
Group look at him.
JOHN: Caught up in the moment.

SCOTT: Hey hairbull! I got your destiny right here. *Lets loose a blast to Sabertooth*
SABERTOOTH: Uugghh!

PEAT: Must've hurt.
JOHN: A bit I reckon.
PAD: A tad.
SKYE: Shut up!

KURT: Raacckk! *jumps at Sabertooth and bounces off his chest* Typical.

PAD: Run blue guy! Run!
SKYE: Whoa.....

SABERTOOTH: Grr....
Wolverine knocks him into an elevator.

PEAT: Wouldn't it be funny if there was no elevator?
SKYE: I can picture...........
The group laugh at the thought of a flat pan-cake Sabertooth.

SABERTOOTH: *as he descends* A taste of things to come, Wolverine.

SKYE: (monotone) Oh-no-that-would-be-terrible.

KURT: Ha! We shoed him. We are the X-Men.

PAD: Explains the title, don't it?
PEAT: Yup.

WOLVERINE: I don't fight your battles, so don't fight mine. *Storms off*
KURT: Ahh, he loves us.
SCOTT: Oh, yeah, big time.

SKYE: Here's a puzzler of a question, how do those two get back home?
PEAT: By car, duh!
SKYE: A wreaked car, oh yeah that won't show them up in public!
PEAT: Oh yeah.....
John: Have Kurt teleport them back.

Back to Kitty's school.
KITTY: *approaching Lance* How do you take control?

PAD: Is it just me or are those two skipping a few classes?
JOHN: Yea, no one seems to notice.

LANCE: By admitting something no one wants to cop to: That we are outsides. That there is something wrong with us. Hey, don't fret it, embrace it. The way I see it, fate dealt us winning cards, if we play 'em together.

PEAT: I'm telling you, he has a crush on her.
SKYE: He can crush her!

KITTY: Nothing's making any sense.
LANCE: That's why I'm here, to light your path. And the first step leads us right into that office. *Points to an administration office.*

SKYE: Darken her path he means.
PAD: You never know, he might be nice, just hiding it.
JOHN: Sure.

From inside the office, we see Kitty phase through the wall.
KITTY: Heh, heh! *opens the door for Lance* Did you see me? Did you?

PEAT: (Lance's voice) I did, until you disappeared through the wall!
SKYE: This must be 20 Questions, man.

LANCE: Yeah, wow Kitty, how did it feel?

PEAT: There he goes again!
JOHN: Peat, Skye might hit you....... I won't stop her from decking you.

KITTY: It was, like, totally unbelievable. *She hugs him*

PEAT: Ah, isn't that so cute!
Everyone inches away from him.

LANCE: You're making it yours Kitty, once you own it, nothing can own you.

PAD: What could own you?
SKYE: An evil husband? Evil parents?
JOHN: Nothing?

Flip to Jean, Xavier, and Kitty's parents outside the school.
MR PRYDE: Where is she?
JEAN: She broke into the office.

PAD: What you always wanted to hear.

MRS PRYDE: She-she's never done anything like this before.

SKYE: She never had her powers before.
PEAT: This ep is full of action and drama isn't it?
PAD: You watch football, how does that have drama?
SKYE: He serectly watches Home and Away, don't ya?
PEAT: Skye! How did you know?!
SKYE: It was a guess.
PEAT: Oh no!
Group laugh, apart from Peat.

XAVIER: Go with them Jean, I'll catch up.

JOHN: He can go at the same speed as any of them.
PAD: His plan is?
SKYE: Unknown.......... dodododododo!

LANCE: Heh, heh. Test answers present and accounted for.

PAD: Everyone does that!
JOHN: Steal test answers?
SKYE: The heh, heh bit.
JOHN: Oh aye, Toad before, Lance now who's next?
PEAT: And they say being a mutant is a curse?

KITTY: That's what this is about? Cheating?

SKYE: She's fast!
PAD: Quick as!

LANCE: Hey, this crummy school uses these kind of tests to keep us down, Kitty. No more. We take control. Now, let's modify some grades. Pryde - P-R-

PAD: Wow! He can spell!
JOHN: Not as dumb as he looks, eh?
SKYE: I've heard he'll lok stupider later.

KITTY: No!
LANCE: Look, there's no victim here, we're just evening the score.

SKYE: That's what they call it.......... I just call it cheating.

KITTY: This doesn't feel right. I've changed my mind. I wanna go.

PAD: Can't she wait?!
SKYE: No! She wants to go back to class.
PAD: Ah.

LANCE: Whoa. whoa. What are you doing? Come on, Kitty.

PEAT: Just feel my d...
JOHN: NO!

MR PRYDE: Let go of my daughter!
LANCE: Far enough, old man. Argh! *Things start to shake and a bookshelf falls on Mr Pryde.*
KITTY: No, stop!

SKYE: She's already said that Lance is scary!
PAD: She didn't have to team up with him, but would she listen? No!
PEAT: And poor hotty got interrupted.........
SKYE: Dee dums........... Anyway...

LANCE: *taking Kitty by the hand and pulling her with him* They're just gonna confuse you Kitty. We're outta here.

JOHN: He can't seem to remember her power, can he?
PAD: Nope, he can't.

MRS PRYDE: Kitty, please. We can work this out.

PEAT: Their going to the gym?
JOHN: You don't talk to your family do ya?
PEAT: At the holiday's sure!

KITTY: Let go of me.
The wall collapses.
LANCE: We're in control now. We make our own way.

SKYE: Oh the joys.

Jean 'lifts' the bookcase off Mr Pryde.
MR PRYDE: Aah. Kitty, I pished you to this, I know. I wanted to pretend that nothing was wrong. I'm not perfect. I'm learning, just like you are.
KITTY: Daddy.

WHOLE GROUP: Aaaww!
SKYE: I done!
PEAT: Same here.

LANCE: Forget them, come on. I'm bring this place down.
JEAN: You call your gift a curse. If you go with him, I guarantee you it will be.

PAD: Actually, it swings both ways.
JOHN: Pad!
SKYE: She's got a point there Jonny boy!

MRS PRYDE: Kitty, listen to her!
MR PRYDE: Sweetheart, we love you.

SKYE: Oh my god!!! How to make people run away from their TV sets!

LANCE: They're too late, you're with me now.

PEAT: He's got the hots for her, its easy to tell!
PAD: Shut up!

KITTY: *phases herself out of his grip* No, I'm not!

SKYE: I thought she would've said 'No, I'm, like, not' rather than that.
JOHN: True, true. But she's all right, you know, once you past the 'likes' and that.
SKYE: American's call those people 'valley'. So she's a sort of 'valley' girl.
JOHN: And we all call them.......... Annoying.

LANCE: Gaah!!
Everything starts to fall.
KITTY: Aah!
He runs and the entire building comes down.

PEAT: You know what would be funny? If the building fell down, but everyone didn't notice.
SKYE: And worked as normal!
Group laugh.

XAVIER: (voice over) Jean, your powers, use your powers.
JEAN: (voice over) I'm trying. It's too much.

PEAT: Go hotty! Go hotty! Go hotty!
JOHN: Her name is, her name is, her name is Jean!

XAVIER: (voice over) I'll assist. Keep your mind clear.
JEAN: (voice over) But Kitty...
XAVIER: (voice over) Keep your mind clear.

SKYE: Easy thing to do in a panic situation isn't it?
JOHN: Heck yes, no problems there.

MRS PRYDE: *looking at the pile of rubble where Kitty was* No, Kitty....
MR PRYDE: My little girl...
KITTY: (phasing through the rocks* Whoa.

PAD: They get rocks!!! No fair!
SKYE: Lucky potatos! We get schools made out of cardboard and plastic......... Like something made out of Blue Peter! (N.A Scary programme made here in the UK)

MRS PRYDE: Kitty? Kitty....
KITTY: Okay, like, everybody grab onto me. I'll get us out.

JOHN: It's Super-Kitty!
OTHER THREE: Ooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

Outside the building.
XAVIER: Yes Kitty, it is a gift. And you've used it well.

PEAT: He's thinking, yes! I have another girl! Woho!
SKYE: Your sick.
PAD: Twisted.
JOHN: Lets finish this later....... we have to slag Peat anyway.
PEAT: Huh?!

KITTY: Mom, I'm so sorry. And Daddy, these people - they, like, wanna help me. I trust them.

PAD: How can she get away with talking like that? My mater would slap my head into the nearest wall if I said that.
SKYE: If you were Kitty you could phases through the wall.
PAD: True.

MR PRYDE: I know sweetie, and so do I. Professor..... I think we have some things to talk about.
XAVIER: Yes, we do.

JOHN: Don't sound too thrilled about it Xavier!
PEAT: Man, thats odd, just stand around a fallen building like that and have a normal conversation.
SKYE: Who cares?

Later at the school with rescue and fire trucks. Lance is standing on the hill overlooking it all. Ms Darkholme appears from behind the bushes.

PAD: Where did she come from?
JOHN: Even better, what was she doing?
PEAT: (smiling) Doing it with Sabertooth, duh?
SKYE: Apart from me, who else would like to throw up now?
Pad and John raised their hands.
SKYE: Who else would like to deck Peat?
Pad and John again raise their hands.

MS DARKHOLME: I'd say you've blown your chances at this school, haven't you?
LANCE: And you are........

PAD: A scary blue skinned, red hair person.
SKYE: Or just a scary person.

MS DARKHOLME: Your new advisor. I've made an opening for you at Bayvile High. i have much to teach you... *shifts into Mystique* My young Avalanche.

The end song plays. Pad leaps out of her seat.
PAD: Well, that was fun....... Lets go shopping!
SKYE: (being pulled by Pad) I would rather have a double decker bus run me over than go shopping with you. Besides, Jonny boy and me have got some slagging to do to Peat.
Peat runs out of the theater, the other two run behind him, Pad sighs and leaves.
Two shadows watch them.
WAUGH: We failed again! Why?!
SHARP: We have broken one of them, Pad....... Soon Peat will join her and the other two.................. Well, we'll get them, it'll take a long time, but we'll get them.
The two laugh evilly.
WAUGH: Shut up!

The End.