Mutant Crush by Morven
Next story! Yea! Are we all happy?

The 4 are going to their seats, John is unhappy, the rest are acting like loonies. Peat has just had a big bar of chocolate, Pad has just been shopping and Skye is looking forward to seeing Logan again.

John: Guys, cut it out. Remember what I told you?
Skye: Chill out, they want us to bleed, it won't work, so be happy! Peat: Yea, enjoy the show man.

P.A.: All right, let's hear a big cheer for the lady of monster trucks, Shirley Ray! *Truck engine growls* And now, ladies and gentlemen, the main attraction of the evening. Let's give it up for the world's strongest teenager, Fred "The Blob" Dukes!

Peat: WOW! Thats the biggest fat pie I've ever seen!!
Pad: Thats not very nice.
Skye: Pad, wait till Peat see's what Freddy boy there can do.

The crowd cheers while Fred gets ready to haul trucks.
Fred: Grr.
P.A.: All right, Fred. Let's show 'em what you got!
Fred grunts. The engines of the trucks rev and they start to pull away in opposite directions.
Fred: Hyah! *He pulls the trucks together. Standing on the back end of the trucks, he loses his balance and falls. The crowd laughs. * Oh...Yeow...Whoa! Grrr.

Peat laughs at him.
Pad: Peat! You evil potato!
Skye: Pad, he has about as much brains as a norman lemon.
John: That makes no sense.
Skye: Thanks!
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Fred is in his dressing room destroying the place. Raven Darkholme enters the room.
Fred: Grr! Rraahhrr! Rr hyuh! Grrr!
Ms. Darkholme: Something wrong?

Peat: No..

Fred: Yeah. These small-town hicks. They've laughed at me for the last time. I'm getting out of here for good!
Ms. Darkholme: That could be arranged. In fact, I know somewhere where your talents would be truly appreciated.
Fred: Listen, lady, if you're from the circus, you can forget it!

Pad: Yea, cause Mystique secretly works at the circus for extra cash.
Skye: I think she should work at a strip club, she's got the right outfit!
John: Skye! Just watch the show and be quiet. They might think of a new plan to break us!

Ms. Darkholme: Oh, no, no, no, no. I have something far more interesting in mind. Care to hear more?

Skye: John shut up, who cares about those 2 plonkers?
Peat and Pad are silent. They all look at John.
John: Fine!
Skye: Ok!
John: Great!
Skye: Alright then.

Fred: Huh. Yeah, sure. Why not? Grr.
He shuts the door as Wolverine and Jean arrive outside. Logan looks surprised to see Mystique inside.

Pad; Why does he look surprised to see her? (AN. Hint, hint)
Skye: I don't know.
Peat: I know! I know!
John: You don't know anything about this show!
Peat: Yea well.......... Logan and blue woman are married and no one knows about it!
Pad: Uh oh.......
Skye: Yea right, Peat.
Peat: No seriously!
Skye: Oh, really?
Peat nods and Skye hits him, he is knocked out.
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Opening Credits.
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Open at Bayville High. Ms. Darkholme's office.
Ms. Darkholme: And this will be your schedule for the semester. Any questions, Mr. Dukes?
Fred: I don't know if I can do school again. I didn't much fit into the other ones.
Ms. Darkholme: You won't have that trouble here. As the principal, I can make sure of it.
Fred walks out into the hall and looks very confused.
Fred: First period is...um... Man, this is complicated. Hey! Hey, you!
He grabs Duncan Matthews.
Duncan: Wha--?
Fred: Where...where am I supposed to be?
Duncan: I dunno. How about a sideshow?

Peat: Uuuuuuuhhhhhh.............
Pad: Should have hit him harder.
Skye: I will, next time.
John: Children, play nice.
Skye: Riiiight.
Pad: We're out of here! Woohoo!

Fred: Grrr. Don't you... Make fun... Of me!
He gets mad and rips a set of lockers off the wall. He advances towards Duncan with them. Jean comes around the corner.

Peat: Hotty, ow! Hotty, och! Hot, geez, ow! Hot, ach!
Pad: Well, he still remembers her name.
Skye: Dang!
John: Come on Skye, he only has 10 brain cells left!
Skye: Alright, Pad, you go next time!
Pad: Aye, aye captain!

Duncan: Hold it! Hey, hey, whoa!
Jean: Hi. You must be new here.
Fred: Huh? Uh...
Jean: I'm Jean Grey.
Fred gets all embarrassed and puts the lockers back against the wall. Duncan runs.
Fred: Oh. Yeah, I am. New, I mean.
Jean: I figured. Welcome to Bayville. So...what do your friends call you?
Fred: don't know. Never had any friends. But my names is Fred, Fred Dukes.
The lockers shift and make a lot of noise.
Jean: Well, Fred, I want to apologize for Duncan. He can be a real idiot sometimes. Hey, did you need any help figuring this out?
Fred: Yes. Uh, please.

Pad: Well, he's is polit.......
Skye: Not really, he's slowly learning......

Jean: Ok. Hmm... Your first class is... Right over there!
Fred: Huh. Thanks.
Jean: *as she walks away* Don't worry. The first day is always the roughest. It gets better. I'll see ya around! *She walks off, waving as she goes*
Fred: Ya sure will.
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Shift to a high school English class. Two of the students are Scott and Rogue.
Teacher: all right, for this drama exercise, you'll each be doing a scene with a partner. Since a few of you haven't chosen partners, I'll be pairing you up myself. Taryn, you and Paul are going to do Laura and Jim from the glass menagerie. And that leaves you... (Rogue) and you. (Cyclops)

Pad: Names! Stupid teachers........
Skye: They should get extra cash for calling them by their names. Oh! Maybe he knows their mutants and he feels distgusted that he has to call them by their names so he calls them that.
John: Yea, that makes sense(!)

Scott: *heaving shoulders* Oh, great.
Teacher: you two will be doing Shakespeare's Henry V. I've marked it. Henry and Katherine, daughter of the French king.
Paul (Scott's friend): Lotsa luck, Scott. I don't think miss small, dark, and sullen Has ever said two words. You're going to have to play both parts yourself, man.
The class laughs.

Skye: How can there be that many in a drama class?
Pad: Well, maybe the folks of the US of A like drama.
Skye: Thats amazing! They have, like, 20 pupils or more in that class and in my old drama class we had............ Oh, 12 people.
John: Hey, its not real.
Skye: Aye.
Peat: But daddy, I watching Blues Clues................
Pad: A little more than we needed to know.
Skye: More blackmail! Hehehehehe....

Teacher: All right, class. All right. Now, I want you to get together with your scene partner and rehearse. You perform on Tuesday.
Scott: Uh...hey, you ok with this?
Rogue: I'm not afraid of you.
Scott: I didn't say you should be.
Rogue: Just tell your weirdo friends to keep their distance this time.

Pad: Like they would do anything else!

Scott sighs.
Paul: Oh, yeah, she likes you. She's just playing hard to get.
Scott: Shut up, Paul!

John: Well, that would be a first. Something Scott said that I would say, if I was in his shoes.
Skye: What would it be like if we all had mutant powers?
Pad: I would love to have a power like Mystique, I could be who ever I wanted!
John: Control electricty, I could really hurt people!
Skye: Great...... Lets hope that never happens!
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In the cafeteria. People milling about and whatnot. Fred appears.
Kitty: Is that humungous guy the one you and Logan, like, went to see Saturday night?

John: They failed their mission, must we forget that?
Skye: OK, but look, when we'll we see Logan o a recruiting job and actually get a person to join the team?!
Pad: Never. Sorry sweetie, but Logan can scare anyone.
Skye: Fine.......
Peat: OW! Jeez! What happend?!
John: I'm just gonna guess, but I think Peat's awake.
Skye: Wow, who new? I know I didn't.
Peat: Hey guys? Where are we?
Pad: Houston, we have a plonker.

Jean: Yeah, Fred. He's ok. When he's not ripping the lockers off the wall.
Kitty: He's the one who, like, did that? Freaky!
Some poor kid is getting lunch and Fred shoves him out of the way.
Kid: Ohh!
Fred: Fill 'er up! Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa! (as the lady reaches for a tray) Who said anything about a plate? Now, load it up. Heavy.
The cafeteria lady works like mad to fill the tray. Once it's filled, he waves and walks away.

Skye: Whoa......... I thought Peat ate a lot!
John: Yea, geez, the cafeteria lady should be happy though, most likely the only guy who actual enjoys the food!

Back to the X-Men table.
Kurt: You and the rogue? Ach! Now that is a strange combination, ja?
Scott: Yeah. I got to play a romantic scene with a girl who thinks we tried to kill her. Man, she's going to have to be some kind of actress.
Kurt: My friend, you've got to invite me to the rehearsals!

Pad: Why?
Skye: Uh, never mind.
Peat: Whats going on?
Skye: Where am I? Where do I come from? What is my name?
Peat: Yea, that too.
The group, apart from Peat, laugh.

Fred walks by and sees Scott and Kurt laughing.
Fred: Huh?
He growls and walks over to a table. As he sits down, everything goes flying.
Fred: Ooh!
All the food hits Duncan and everyone else sitting at his table.
Duncan: Grr. *everyone watches* Bad move, blob boy.
Jean: Uh, stay here, Kitty. This could get messy.

Pad: Too late.........

Kitty: Yeah, 'cause, like, that hasn't already happened.
Fred tries to get up, grunting as he goes. All the students laugh.
Fred: Grrrr... Don't laugh at me! Raahhrr! Grrr! *he begins to pick up food and hurl it at the other students.* Uh! Raahhrr!
A Random Student: Food fight!

Pad: How come that never happens in our school?
Skye: Our 'school' is made out of cardboard, slicky back plastic (AN. In reality you can't use the other word.) and plastic windows. A food fight would make the place fall down!
John: That would be a good thing!
Skye: Bell will be there, he hates every kid who comes by him.
John: Uch! Evil plonker!

Everyone starts screaming and running.
Kitty: *As food hits her in the head* Excuse me! I'm skipping dessert! *she phases through the floor*
Fred: Rraahhrr! Rraahhrr!
Jean: *making her way over to him, using telekinesis to stop the food flying at her* Fred. Fred, please calm down! Fred, stop!
Fred: *swinging a table with food on his face, not allowing him to see anything* Aah!
Jean: *slips on food and falls in front of him* Fred!
Fred: Rraaahhrr!
Jean: Fred!

Pad: Go for it my boy! Hit her!
Skye: Pad..........
Peat hits Pad and she's now out.
Peat: Whats happening?
John: Fred is, well, fancies Jean.
Peat: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
Skye: Serves you right. *Peat glares at her* Pad? *Skye shakes her*
Pad: Eh? Oh, right. Peat!!!
Peat: Ah! *leaps from his set and get electrified* Ow...............................
Skye: You two always have the fun!

Jean: Fred! *Scott uses his beam to smash the table* Put the table down, Fred.
Fred: Jean?
Scott: You heard her, big man. But if you want to fight, try me.

The whole group: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Jean: Back off, Scott. I'll handle this. Everything's fine. Isn't it, Fred?
Fred: They shouldn't have laughed at me!
Jean: No! No, they shouldn't. Uh, Scott, don't you have to get to class or something?
Scott: I'll be close if you need me. Real close.
Jean: I'll be fine.
Scott backs out into the hallway where Rogue is watching.
Rogue: Wow! Y'all really look out for each other, don't you?

John: (Scott's voice) No, I just really like Jean is all. Everyone else just sucks.

Scott: Yeah. Yeah, we do that.
Ms. Darkholme: What's going on here?
Rogue: Nothing.
Scott: Um, we were just talking, Principal Darkholme.
Ms. Darkholme: Then you had best stop your talking and get to class! Have I made myself clear?
Rogue: Yes, ma'am.
Scott: Hey, don't forget. In the park after school. And bring the playbook with you!
Rogue: Mm-hmm.

Pad: Gee, they are really getting along............
Skye: Lovely.

Back to the cafeteria with Fred and Jean.
Fred: It's just, when they laugh at me, I kind of explode inside, you know?

Pad: He's a walking time bomb!
Skye: Walking, talking, time bomb dearie.
Pad: Shut up.......

Jean: I understand, Fred. But you've got to learn to control yourself. You can get training.
Fred: Yeah, right. Where?
Jean: I learned to control my gifts at the institute, where I live.
Fred: Gifts? You mean, you have powers, too?
Jean: Uh-huh. Watch.
She levitates a chair and then smashes it into the wall.
Fred: Whoa! You could really pound people with that!

John: Cool.......
Pad: Looks like fun. Even better if there was someone ya didn't like actually sitting on it!
Skye: Yea..........
The two girls laugh evily.

Jean: No, Fred. That's what we learn not to do. That's what the Xavier institute is all about--control. I'd love to take you there sometime. I know the professor would like to meet you. Just let me know when you're ready.
Fred: I'll think about it.
Jean: Great! Well, I gotta run. I'll catch you later, Fred.

Skye: She has to say his name every time she speaks?
John: Who knows?

She walks towards the door where Scott is waiting. Fred sees her backpack on the floor.
Fred: Hey, Jean!
Jean: Yes?
Fred: *seeing Scott* Nothing.
He takes a picture of Jean and Scott out of her backpack. Then he rips Scott out of it and smushes it on the floor.

Peat: How big are his feet?
John: How wide they are ya mean.
Pad: *Whispers to Skye* How big do you think Fred's......?
Skye: EW! PAD!!!
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After school outside.
Taryn: Like, there goes my weekend. I can't believe how much homework I've got.
Jean: Yeah, me, too. *Fred appears in front of her. She gasps* Oh, hi, Fred. This is my friend Taryn.

Skye: Eh? She's now wearing a completely different outfit! Is that normal?
Peat: Maybe she had PE.
Skye: No way, too much to carry.
Pad: Aileens?
Skye: That'll do.
John: Go head, that will really happen!

Fred: Yeah. Hi.
Taryn: Hi.
Fred: Uh, gee, would you, I mean... Would you like to... Want to get a soda or something?
Jean: Uh, sorry, Fred, I can't. I got some stuff I got to do. Hey, how about if I catch up with you tomorrow?

The whole group, apart from Peat: Aww.........
Peat: Ah, get a grip you guys!
John: But that doesn't help him to heal........
Pad: Or control your temper.....
Skye: Or make ya feel loved............... AH! I just said that evil sodding word!

She starts to walk away and he gets mad.
Fred: "Stuff," huh? That's the best you could come up with? "Stuff"?
Jean: Uh, Taryn, you better go on without me. I'll catch up with you later.
Taryn: You going to be ok?

Pad: (Jeans voice) Yes, (whispers) Fred, I'll met you behind the benchs.

Jean: Yeah. *Taryn leaves* Look, Fred, I like you and all, but I have responsibilities. And that means I can't go with you right now.
Fred: But you're my friend. *He grabs her arm, hard.*
Jean: I thought so, but friends don't hurt each other. Now let go of me.
Fred: Well, just let me talk to you for a second! In private!
He pulls her around to the other side of the school.

Pad: Oi! We've done this before!
Skye: Yea, with Lance! Let her go ya lemon!
John: You two are nuts. And Peat are nuts in general.
Peat: Oh.

Jean: I said let go of me, Fred. I have to go home.
Fred: You can't! You gotta go out with me!
Jean: I don't have to go anywhere but home! *She tries to run but he grabs her* Unh! Uh! Now, let me go! I'm warning you... *She throws bricks and other heavy stuff at him*
Fred: Hah! That the best you got? *Deflecting a dumpster* Huah!
Jean: I said, let me go!
The entire scaffolding falls down on them.

Peat: Oh no! Hotty!
Pad: Do you think she's......?
Skye: No.
Pad: Darn.

Jean: Aah!
Fred: Aah! Grrr! *seeing that Jean is hurt* Huh?
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Shift to a warehouse of some sort. Jean is tied up in a chair. There are candles all around. An attempt at romanticism.
Fred: Wakey wakey, sleeping beauty. Your table's ready! Ha ha! Pretty sweet, huh?

Skye: No one needs to say that.
Peat: I'll show him, if I was there.
John: Peat, Fred could kill you like a pennut.

Jean: Unh! This can't be happening. [Speaking mentally] Professor... I need help! Please help me!

Skye: And the Prof says? No.
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Snap over to an outdoor training session with Kitty and Kurt playing keep away with a football. Logan and the Professor are watching.
Kitty: Ha ha ha! Hey!
Logan: That's it, half-pint. Keep the ball away from the elf. But you've got to concentrate, or--

Skye: God!
Pad: Pop your eyes back into your head Skye, there's a good girl.
John: Should have warned us before hand........

Kitty: *runs into a tree* Whoa! Ohh!
Kurt: *grabs the ball* Ha! It's mine now, kitty!
Kitty: Give me that!
Kurt 'ports onto a tree branch. Which breaks.
Logan: Watch where you're 'portin'!

Skye: Yea.........
Peat: We need a bucket!
John: Jee, what'll you be like when Grim Reminder is showing? He shows a lot of chest there.
Skye: YES!
Pad: You have to open that big mouth of your.......... Oh no! Kurt!

Kurt: *falling* Aah!
Kitty: *Grabs the ball as he falls, yanking his tail as she goes* Hyah!

Pad: Oi! *Prepares to leap at screen*
Skye: PAD! Pad, calm down, your OK, Kurt is gonna live......

Kurt: *hits the ground* Oof!
Kitty: Ha ha ha ha!

Pad: I swear I'll kill that little............
Skye: And we wish you luck on that, but not right now.

Kurt: Grrr...
Logan: *looking somewhat exasperated and disgusted :)* What kind of move is that?

Skye: Who cares? Show me the money!
John: Blimy........... The world has gone!
Skye: Ya mean heaven has gone on fire.
John: No thats....... Never mind.

Professor: Hmm. Innovation. Adaptation. It's what they're here to learn. *He scrunches up his face.* [Spoken Mentally] Jean...stay calm. We'll find you. [To Logan] she's been kidnapped.
Logan: You! Elf! Get Cyclops! I got to ride. *He runs off*
We see Logan hop onto his bike in full X-men garb.

Skye: Yea!
John: Oh boy....
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Over to the scene in the park with Scott and Rogue.
Scott: "Do you like me, Kate?"
Rogue: "Pardonnez-moi? I cannot tell what is like me."

Pad: And we all run.
John: Yup, this is really scary! How many kids do ya see doing there homework?
Peat: None!
Skye: The rare few.
John: Exactly Skye, a rare few, this is unheard of!

Scott: "An angel is like you, Kate, and you are like an angel."
Rogue: *giggling* The girls are right. You are a charmer.

Skye: Please!
Pad: He is alright looking.......... In a strange, abnormal way.

Scott: Look, I'm just reading the lines, ok?
Rogue: Yeah, I know. It's just, sometimes... I wish...
Scott: Yeah? Wish what?

Peat: (singing) Whe you wish apon a star.........
Skye: (singing) What will happen to Peaty pie? I believe he should shut up....
Peat: OK.

Rogue: *looking very down-trodden* wish... I could get close to somebody. But you know what happens when I do.
Kurt: *'porting in* Whoo! Tender moment here? Sorry to interrupt.

Skye: (Whispers as if she is near an animal) And here we see the females brain disappearing without a trace due to the fact that a fuzzy elf is on the big screen.
Pad: Hey!

Rogue: I swear, he's like an annoying little brother. *And Kurt sticks his tongue out at her.*
Scott: What's the problem?
Kurt: Jean's been nabbed!
Scott: What? *He grabs Kurt by the shirt*
Kurt: Ooh! Easy on the exquisite costume, mein freund! Wolverine's On the scent, but I'm supposed to collect you.

Skye: All praise Wolverine's mutant power!
Peat: I don't like him.
Skye: He's the only one who can find Je....... Hotty hotty hot hot..................... Agh...
John: Breath Skye, breath.

Scott: *Hits the table* Unh! Blob! If he's hurt her, I'll-- *Sees Rogue looking down* You know anything about this?
Rogue: No. And even if I did, I wouldn't tell you.

Pad: Blob is doing his for his own enjoyment.
John: That can be taken in 2 ways.

Scott: Then I hope you can live with your conscience. Teleporter to maximum, Mr. Wagner.
Kurt: Aye, captain!
Scott: Engage.

Pad: Those guys watch way too much Star Trek.

And they disappear into a puff of smoke.
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Logan stops the bike and sniffs the air. Then he starts up again and keeps driving.
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In the war room (I think?)
Professor: I've been in mental contact with Jean, but she has no idea where she is. All I can tell is that she and blob are somewhere in this area.
Scott: Then let's move.

John: I thought they were just going to stay there.

Everyone piles into their cars and takes off.
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Shift to the warehouse again.
Fred: This is gonna be the best night you've ever had. Dinner, dancing--
Jean: Fred, this is all wrong. Now, you can't force someone to like you.
Fred: Why not? I'm stronger than everyone.
Jean: Being nice usually works better.

Peat: I'm nice! ........ I am nice, right?
Pad: Yea...
John: Yes.
Skye: No, your a twit. You should be in Roldals book; 'The Twits'
Peat: Thanks Skye!

Fred: Oh, yeah. I just remembered. I've got a surprise for you.
Jean: Hmm.
Logan pulls up outside, sniffs the air, and detects Jean.
Logan: Grrr. [to the others via a communicator] I found them. They're at the old ironworks at the south end. I'm going in.

Skye: Yea!
Peat: Alright!
Pad: Oh god.
John: They're both happy Pad, remember that.
Pad: (looks at him, then the screen) Oh god!

Xavier: Logan, wait for backup. *He of course, doesn't* [to the others] Wolverine has the location. I'm transmitting coordinates.

Peat: Don't worry, happens to me all the time.
Skye: No! Xavier calls him Logan over his watch thingie, then he calls him Wolverine to the kids when they are in the cars!
John: Ooooooooooohhhhhhhh................ Don't know. But if anyone out there does know, please send your answers to us at the address at the end of the show.

Scott: Got it, professor. Be there in 3!
Fred is walking back to Jean with a record player when Logan bursts in through the front doors, claws just a'flying.
Fred: Huh?
Logan: Rraahhrr!

Skye: Damn!
Peat: Logan will win.
Skye: Beat of £5?
Peat: Yea.
Pad: NO! Peat, she'll beat you down!
Peat: How will she know the endding to the show? What type of twit gives the endding away to others who haven't even seen the show?
Skye: Yes Pad, who would do that?

Fred flips Logan over and a small battle ensues. Lots of grunting and big objects flying. Y'all get the picture, right? Fred pins Logan underneath him. Bad scene for Wolverine. (AN. The creators should just ******** and become a potato! So HA! Has Wolverine won any fights in the first season?)
Logan: Rrr...can't breathe...

Peat: Wow!
Skye: He's out, trust me.
Peat: You love this guy, but............
Skye: I know.

Fred: She's my friend! You can't take her!
Jean picks up a filing cabinet with her mind.
Logan loses consciousness and retracts the claws.

Peat: Why did he loss his claws?
John: Wolverine needs to be consciousness to keep his claws out.
Skye: Its painful to keep them out, due to his healing factor trying to heal where his claws are sticking out.
Peat: Oh.
Skye: Fiver, now.
Peat gives Skye a fiver.
Skye: Cheers.

Scott: *blasting at Fred* We're just giving her a way out. Through you, if necessary.
Fred: Grrrrr... *heaving a heavy and unconscious Logan at Scott* No!
As both Scott and Logan lie there unconscious, Rogue approaches and touches Scott, absorbing his powers.

Peat: Damn!

Fred: *Opens the door to where Jean is and she hits him with the filing cabinet* Oh...ohh. Huh? Er...grr... Uh! Nobody respects me! And you're the worst! You pretended to be my friend! Hyah! *He throws it back at her. She stops it before it hits.* Grr.
Fred picks up a larger object to throw at Jean, only to be hit in the back by an optic blast from Rogue.
Rogue: Leave her alone, you yahoo!

Pad: Isn't that a name of that web site place?
John: Yea, must be a really good insult though.

Fred: What ya gonna do to me? Make me wear bad makeup?
Rogue: Didn't Mystique tell you what my power is?
Fred: No. 'Cause I don't care!

Skye: Oh, bad choice!

Rogue: *She grabs hold of him* My power is your power, and I can take more than one!
Lots of grunting on both sides. She flips him over, hits him with a blast, no effect.
Fred: Hah! I got too much power even for you! You can't hurt me! I'm the blob!

Peat: Yup, we won't argue with that.
Skye: I would say he's a fat pie, but hey, its all weird!

Rogue: Nah. You're just garbage that wanted a date. Now, tell ya what-- I'm taking you out!
She hits him with a huge blast, knocking him through the roof and over into a pile of garbage.

Pad: Wow, she really ment it!
John: (sighs) Yea........
Skye: And you say us lot are bad. Huh.

Fred: Oof! Ptuh! *seagulls calling* Stop laughing at me! Rraahhrr! Oof! *seagulls calling*
Back to the others.
Rogue: *putting Scott's visor back on him* There you go. I only took a short-term dose of your power. You should be back to normal soon.
Scott: You are like an angel, Kate.
Rogue: My name's not Kate. And I'm no angel.

Peat: Like Skye.
Pad; Yea.......
Skye: Yup, I a little demon...
Pad: Who's almost six foot.

Jean: But you helped us. Why?
Rogue: I don't know. I just don't know! *She runs*
Jean: Hey, wait!
She starts after her but Logan stops her.
Logan: Easy, red. Let her go.
Jean: But she--
Logan: She ain't ready. Trust me on this.

Skye: Lovely.......

Kitty: Ok, so maybe she's part of the dark, icky side, but I figure we, like, totally owe her now.

Pad: Who want her shot?
Group cheer.
Skye: Next week, the plan to kill Kitty of the show! We'll see you then, good night!
John: Who are you talking to?
Skye: My..... hand.......

Scott: Yeah. Yeah, we do. Big time.
Scott puts his arm around Jean and all is right with the world. :)

Peat: Thats it! AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR! *Flings himself towards the screen but gets electrified.
Skye: Right.
They all leave, Peat is very unhappy due to the shows endding.
Sharp: They all seem happy again!
Waugh: Maybe, but Peat isn't happy about the way the show endded, he'll crack and bring the others with him.............. *Evil laugh.*
Sharp: Yea, but...... That Skye hasn't become depressed or anything and due to the guy she likes its gonna be hard to make her crack. She cheers up everyone.
Waugh: How dare you! My plan is going to do well and no one, not even Skye will ruin it! I'll get rid of her if I have to!
Sharp: Alright, calm down. I'll buy you an apple.


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