X-Men Evolution is not mine........... Sorry if the story is really bad. Thanks to Wolviesgal site!!! This is along the lines of Mystery Science Theater, but 4 people who are all teenagers, 2 guys and 2 gals. Still there? Good, right now 2 evil ickle (little) people really want to p*** the 4 off and so they show them this show.................... Lets find out if it works...............

The X-Men Evolution theme tune startd as the four get their seats. The 2 girls are called Pad, she has her hair tied up in a bun, and Skye, she has straight hair. The 2 guys are called Peat, he has spiked up hair, and John, has normal hair. Skye and John are the only 2 that know alot about the X-Men, but the other's don't know.
Peat: Why are we watching a dumb kids cartoon? I could be doing something useful with my time.
Skye and Pad laughed
Pad: Yea right, like what?
Peat: Studying.
Skye: Oh right, studying football?
John: Guys, it's starting.
Peat & Pad: Yay

Scene opens on a high school football game. First some Bayvile cheerleaders. Then some football players who do some football things.
Football player: Blue 22. Blue 22. Hut! Hut!

Skye: What was he saying?
John: Ssshhh!
Skye: Sorry.

Football action ending with Number 11 (Duncan) scoring a touch down for Bayvile and ending up on his back, clutching the football. Jean Grey leans down and takes some pictures of him.

Peat: I love this football so much!! I can't let go...... aaagggg!!!!!!!
Skye: Peat died, oh well.
Peat: Who's the red head? .............Dang she's hot!!!!
Pad: (Singing ) Who let the Peat out?
John: Oh dear god....... RUN!!! Pad is singing!!

Duncan: Hey, Jean. Is that for the year book?

Pad: They get year books? AND lockers? AND........ mmmmhhhh
Skye stuck a pair of socks into Pad's mouth.

Jean: No. This is for my personal collection.
Scott watches them walk across the field from the top of the bleachers.
Announcer: A touch down by Duncan Matthews!

Skye: We know............. the plonker!!
Peat: We never wear protective gear, why should they?
Skye: Because over there they have something called a brain? Those lucky ickle.................... nichtoes!

Meanwhile, Toad is among the spectators, picking pockets. Three Bayvile players notice.

Pad: (monotone) Oh-this-should-be-exciting.
John: Do you want the sock back in your mouth?
Pad: I'll shut up now.......

Bayvile player to Duncan: Tolensky's at it again.

Skye: He hasn't had a bath!!!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!
John laughs, the other two are confused.

Other player: Oh man. It's unbelievable.

John: Yup, he stinks!!!!!
John and Skye laugh, Pad and Peat inch away from them.

Duncan: Someone should teach him a lesson. Hey coach, can we be excused a minute?
Coach: (checks the score, Bayvile is ahead) Yeah, sure.

Peat: I would've walked away.
Pad: Well, American's have manner's. I wonder what he's gonna do?
Skye: He said lesson? So either beat him up or teach him about the bath.
John: The bath would be funny...............

They head towards the bleachers, Duncan leading.

Peat and John do Pulp Fiction tune.
Skye: SHUT IT!

Back to Scott who is playing with a coin. The coin slips through his fingers.
Scott: Oh man, my cash. (looks down, sees Toad picking a pocket of the guy in front of him). Hey, check it, looks like someone's taking up a collection.
Blonde guy: Should we call the cops?
Scott: (stands) Keep that an option open.

Pad: Yup, in case I die or something call the cops and blame the pocket-picker.

Under the bleachers. Toad is hanging on near the middle, reaching up.
Toad: Got another one. Heh heh. Waaooww!
Someone yanks him down. He falls into the mud with the money falling around him.
Duncan: Well, if it isn't Toady Tolensky picking up a little spare change.
Toad: Uh....... heh heh, Duncan, I can explain-

John: (Toads voice) How else do you expect me to go to school? Have you ever seen my parents?......... This is also why I stink.

Duncan: Shut up, frog face!
Duncan slams Toad into the bleachers.
Other player: Let's crush him, Dunc!
Scott: (suddenly appearing) Let's not, "Dunc". Just chill. The wallets are still there. Let's have him give back the cash, no harm done.

Skye: Scott, you have a big mouth, Toad's next plan is to take the whole wallet!

Toad: (nodding, holds up a handful of money) Yeah, yeah. Here's the money.
Duncan: What do you care about this scuzzo, Summers?
Scott: Not much. But I'm not crazy about three against one, either. Let's settle this peacefully.
Duncan: I think me and my buds are going to squash this slimeball. So you and your stupid sunglasses at night can just bail.
Duncan throws Toad down and stamps his foot in front of Toad's face, splattering him with mud.
Scott: I said, "Stop it"!

John: Scott is now into brute force, Wolvie must be rubbing off on him.
Skye: Yea............ Do you think we'll see Logan?
John: Yup, it's the law.

Scott runs at Duncan and throws him into the other two. All fall down. The other football players start to help Duncan up, then notice that Toad is taking advantage of the distraction. They drop Duncan back into the mud and run after Toad. Now it's just Scott and Duncan.

Peat: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
The other 3 follow.

Duncan is bigger, but Scott seems to be doing alright until Jean shows up.

Peat: All right! The hotty hotty hot hot is back!
Pad slams him.

Jean: Scott? Scott, NO!
Scott looks over and Duncan gets him. Scott is slamed back into the supports and his glasses are knocked off. His eye beams tear up the ground under the bleachers and Duncan goes flying off somewhere. The blast gets too close to a tank of propane near the field and it explodes. Big explosion. Quick view of Jean, she looks horrified.
An ambulance and police have arrived. Someone removes Duncan's helmet.
Medical person: Take it easy, son. Try not to move.
Duncan: (moans)

John: That's why they wear protective gear, Peat, you never know what's gonna happen until it's too late.
Skye: Yup, American's have huge brains!!!

Cop: What happened here?
Duncan: My head.... Can't remember.

Skye: Scratch what I said.

Medical person: Concussion. (To cop) So, what do you think happened here?
Cop: Hmm. Well, it looks to me like-
Prof X concentrates from inside his car.

Peat: Alien's are preparing to attack!!

Cop: Of course. There must have been a leak in that propane tank.
Under the bleachers, Jean approaches the smoking rubble.
Jean: It's too hot to touch. At least with my hands.

Peat: Man, she's hot!!!
Skye: (quietly) If Scott found out..........

Jean uses her telekinesis to lift some burning boards and to lift Scott's glasses into her hand. Scott is sitting on the ground, legs pulled up to his chest, his eyes squeezed shut.

Pad: Why is he doing that?
John: He can't control the blast's that come from his eyes, that's why he wears those red glasses.
Pad & Peat: Oh......

Jean: Are you OK? (puts Scott's glasses on his face)
Scott: Jean! Oh man, I-
Jean: Shh, I know. Listen, you'd better split.

Peat: She is so hot!!!

The field. Jean has found her way to Duncan who is laying on a stretcher.
Jean: Duncan are you alright?
Duncan: Sure, Jean. You know me, skull like concrete. (Taps the side of his head) Oowww!!
Jean: Aw. You poor baby.

All 4: AW
Pad: How sweet....
Skye: Please.....
John: Skye, Logan will be in here.
Peat: Who?

Scott is watching from behind the bleachers. His shoulders are hunched, he doesn't look happy. Toad approaches.

John: Wow, he must have out ran the football players.........
Skye: Wasn't half the team after him?
John: Maybe..........

Toad: Thanks, Summers. I mean really. Y'know?
Scott: Sure. (Leaves)
Toad crouches down. A fly buzzes around him. He eyes it for a moment then SCHLUP!

All 4: EEOOWW!!

Prof X: (To Storm) Things are under control here. But we'd better hurry. We have a train to catch.

Peat: Cool. So they are going to run after a train are they?
Skye: Peat, no................

At Bayvile train station. Prof X waits with Storm. A blonde kid gets off.
Storm: Kurt? Prof X: That's not Kurt. (Looks towards a different exit) This is.
Kurt gets off the train. He is wearing a hooded robe that covers him completely.

Pad: I wonder what he's hiding.
Skye: This Kurt is ment to be really good looking.
John: Skye! (Skye elbows him) Err.... Yea.

Mountains somewhere. Logan roars along on his motorcycle, stops at a little gas station. Looks at a newspaper. The headline is "Explosion at high school. Student barely escapes injuries in freak accident"
Logan: Hum. Trouble at home.

Skye: Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!! Horray!!!!
Pad & Peat look at her with concern.

Logan grabs the paper and heads towards the counter.
Elderly clerk: You.. uh.. gonna buy that paper?

Peat: Nope, I'm gonna pretend this is a library.
Pad: No, he's gonna rob the place, duh!
Skye & John: Shh!!

Logan: 'S why I'm holding it, bub. Bottle of water too. Cold.

Pad: He's mean.
Skye: I'll deck you later.

Clerk: (getting the water) Warm weather we're having, for this time of year.

Peat: Every country has a clerk who starts, or tries, to have a conversation!!!
Pad: Peat, calm down.
John: Yea Peat, we're trying to watch this show, so shut up!!

The clerk sets the bottle down. Logan snatches it slices the top of the bottle off with his claws, downs the entire contents and slams the empty bottle onto the counter.

Peat: Cool claws. They look like metal..........
Skye: Adimantium, the strongest metal......... on the show.

Logan: Recycle that for me, will ya.
The clerk stares, having missed the whole thing and only knowing that the upper half of the bottle is sitting on the counter next to the bottom half. Logan pays with a twenty and leaves without his change.

Pad: Err........ You forgot your change!
John: That was Wolvie, right?
Skye: Remember this is ment to be for children as well as us.............

Logan gets back on his motorcycle. Sabertooth is watching him from a nearby peak.
Sabretooth: Grrrrrrrrr......

John: He uses the English language so well, doesn't he?
Peat: Oh yes.
Skye: (posh english accent) Oh yes darling, he uses it so well one cannot describe it.......
Pad: (slang) Aye, must've gon' ta a finishin' 'chool wit' thoses othe' snobs.
Group bursts into laugher.

The mansion.
Scott: Give up, Jean, it's hopeless.

Peat: I just can't have an er...........
Skye: Peaty, shut it.

Jean is in the bathroom, brushing her and using her telekinesis to hold up the mirror.
Jean: Just a second!
Scott: C'mon, we're going to be late!
Jean: Almost done!
Scott: Do you want me to blow this door..........

Pad: Now he's rude, a girl must always look her best.
Peat: You can talk.
Pad: WHAT?!
Skye: Before we came, you took a full hour to do your make-up, then you took another hour to get dressed, it took me 5 minutes!!!
Pad: I must be in fashion.
Skye: Oh man.......... Fashion is what you make it, not what they make it.
Pad; This is coming from a girl who wears black all the time.
Skye: So?

Jean opens the door and looks at him.
Scott:............ down?
Jean: So, are we going or what?
Jean touches his chin as she goes by, Scott smiles a little.

Peat: He's got a crush on her! NO!
John: That could change in the next episode or two.
Peat: YES!

Scott: We're heading out, Professor!
Prof X: Just a minute you two. Come here. There is someone I want you to met.
Jean and Scott go into the study where Prof X, Storm and Kurt are waiting. Kurt is still wearing his robe with the hood pulled up.
Prof X: This is Kurt Wagner. He arrived on the train late last night.
Scott: Hey, Kurt. This is Jean. I'm Scott. How ya doing?

Peat: Stay away from him!!! He'll blast you if you make him mad!!
John: Shut up.

Scott offers his hand. Kurt looks at it and backs away towards the Professor.

Peat: (sarcastically) That's it! Go towards the guy in the wheel chair! Like he can help.
John: Peat, that man is one of the most powerful mutants in this show.
Peat: Oh.

Prof X: It's all right, Kurt. Your among friends here.
Kurt steps foward and shakes hands with Scott.
Kurt: Hello.
Scott glances down and starts slightly, raising an eyebrow. Kurt quickly withdraws his hand.
Prof X: I was just telling Kurt how I made this institute for gifted youngsters. Youngsters whose gifts are not always an asset, right, Scott?
Scott: So, uh, you heard about last night?

Peat: (Prof X voice) Yes I did and you are now grounded for a month for being so stupid.
Pad: (Jean's voice) No way!

Prof X: It was hard not to, it was on all the news channels. Fortunately no one was badly hurt in last night's incident and the true cause was not dicovered but you must be more careful, Scott.
Scott: Come on, Professor, I'm packing a bazooka behind each eyeball. What do you want from me?

Peat: (Prof X voice) To go to your room! Logan will deal with you later. Meanwhile, Jean and Kurt can go out and Storm make me a bath.
Pad: Hey! She's not a servent!
Skye: How narrow minded are you?

Prof X: Control, Scott! (To Kurt) Scott's eyes project an optic force beam.
Kurt: (lowers hood) Cool.
Jean: So, what about you, Kurt? Got a special gift that brought you here?
Kurt teleports across the room and swishes his tail around.

Pad: He's cute.
Peat: (singing) I'm blue babadee babada...........
John knocks him out.
Pad: Oh my god, you killed Peat!
Skye: You genius!
Peat: (groggy) Hey!

Kurt: Maybe.
Prof X: I'll show Kurt around while you two are at school.

Bayvile High, principal's office. Toad is sitting in a chair, watching his feet. The principal's door opens and she calls him in.
Ms Darkholme: Mr Tolensky?
Toad gets up and follows her into the office. She makes a face and waves her hand in front of her face.
Ms Darkholme: Ugh. Excuse me while I open a window.

Peat: That's what the joke was about?
John: What joke?
Peat: When we first saw Toad.
Skye: Yes, the guy's a smelly....... Person, so ha!
Pad: you want to say the g word, don't you?
Skye: yup, but if I do, they'll shoot me!

While she is opening the window, Toad hops onto a chair.
Ms D: Ahh. There. So, Toad, (he smiles at the name) shall we have a talk about your new friend, Scott Summers?
Toad: What about him? He's cool. If it weren't for him those jocks would have stomped my skull flat.
Ms D: Hmmm, yes. As you have noticed, Scott has special powers. There are others like him. We need to know more. (Comes up behind him). Much more.
Toad: Uh, well, I don't know............
Ms D: (distorted voice) SILENCE! You'll do as your told!
She grips his shoulder and her hand turns into purple claws. She changes into a sharp-toothed monster.

Peat: Talk about ugly!
Pad: Shut up.

The mansion, Kurt's room.
Kurt: Wow. This bedroom... Is mine?

Peat: (sarcastic voice) Nope, you have to share with Scott.
John: (Kurt's voice) Oh no!! He'll blow me up!!!

It's a huge room with a bed, stereo, mirror, chairs, all the things that you would expect in a bedroom at an expensive boarding school. Kurt is still wearing his robe with the hood down.
Prof X: Of course, Kurt. That's why your parents sent you here, because they knew you would be happy.
Kurt: Happy? (Walks towards Prof X, looks into the mirror) How can i be happy when I look like this? I scare people.

Pad: True, he's a blue demon........... That's kinda unheard of.
John: Yea, you expect red for a demon.....
Pad: Poor guy.
Skye: (sarcastic) Oh yea, lets just cry for the lucky g.... potato! Come on, he scares people! I would have fun.
Peat: Oh God!

Storm puts a small box on the bed.
Prof X: Mm, I have a surprise for you, Kurt. (Hands him a watch) Put this on.

Peat: You'll explode in 5 seconds........ 5, 4, 3.......
Pad: PEAT!
Pad knocks Peat out.
John & Skye: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Kurt puts on the watch/image inducer and his appearance changes to a human appearance.
Kurt: I don't believe it!
Kurt looks into the mirror, checks behind, presumably for his tail, then flexes his fingers.
Kurt: I'm normal!
Storm: Of course your normal, Kurt. But not because of that machine.
Prof X: Storm is right, Kurt. Normal is what you truly are. Never think otherswise. (Turns off the image inducer) This is just a disguise, so you will not be persecuted by those who do not understand your gifts.
Kurt: I understand, Professor. But nontheless, (turns the watch back on) you RULE!
Storm and Prof x leave. Kurt looks into the box Storm put on his bed and finds his X-Men uniform.

Pad: Oh, ah.......... this is thrilling...............

Bayvile High, Scott's locker. Students are moving around the halls, talking to friends, getting stuff from their lockers. Scott stops at his locker.

John: We could've stayed at school to see this!
Skye: Aye, this is evil!
Pad: Guys? We wear uniform and have no lockers.......
Skye: Don't start!

Scott's blonde friend: See you in the cafeteria.
Scott: Just grabbing my lunch. Save me a seat! (Gets his lunch and closes his locker).
Toad: Hey, Summers.
Toad does a little spin then back-flips up onto Scott's locker.
Toad: What's up?

Skye: Thank god Peat's out! That Budwiser advert thingie just won't go away!

Scott looks around, the hallway is deserted.
Scott: That's quite a jump.
Toad: like it? I'm surprised you could see it through them smokies of yours. Here, let me help.
Toad spits out his long, slimy tongue and grabs Scott's glasses.
Scott: HEY! (Drops his lunch and covers his eyes with his arms).
Toad: Whatsamatta, Summers? (Shakes off the slime on the glasses) Afraid to, heh heh, open your eyes?
Scott: Obviously, we both know what will happen if i do. (Holds out his hand) Nowgive me back my shades before I go nuclear on you.
Toad: you got it!

John: Besides, I think we can all agree that we do not want a toasted toad.
Skye & Pad: Yea

Toad throws the glasses into the air, catches them with his tongue and smakes them into Scott's outstretched hand.
Scott: URG!

John, Pad & Skye: Gross!! Agh!!!

Toad: So, you and me, we got something in common.
Scott: Yeah (wipes at the ooze on his glasses) Now we're BOTH slimy.

Skye: Thanks for sharing.
Pad: I wonder what Toad's d....
Skye: Pad! In your head!

Toad: (leaps down) Nope.... I mean we ain't like other people.
Scott: And your point is.........
Toad: (leaps so he is hanging onto the locker next tp Scott) I just wanna talk. Get to know each other better. You know, maybe (SCHLUP-snatches Scott's lunch from the floor and eats it, bag as well) do lunch.

John: He must be gay....
Skye: You have to say that out loud? There might be fans of his listening in or something, besides..... Everyone experiments in High school, I did.
Pad: You mean college and what experiments?
Skye: Shy person when I first went up, as you all do, rebel, stop wearing school uniform and listen to the walkman as much as ect, and then there's the goth look.
John: Nice to know, maybe your right, he might be experimenting.
Skye: Just a suggestion, but your a guy so you would think that. He seems normal to me.

Scott: I'll think about it. (Walks away)
Toad: Yeah, you think about it. Me, I've got better things to do. (Back flips out an open window)
The mansion, the study. Prof X is reading a book when red lights start flashing and the wall opens up to show Cerebo, a big pile of technolgy with various buttons and keyPads and monitors. He looks at one of the screens which has a map of the high school. There is a blinking light, probably Toad.
Prof X: Hm. So, out in the open.
Phone rings. Prof X presses a button on his chair.
Prof X: Hello, Scott.
Scott: (from a pay phone in school) Man, Professor, you know it always weirds me out when you do that.
Prof X: Sorry, Scott. What are you calling about?
Scott: This guy at school... well, he's kinda like us.
Prof X: Hmm, yes. Todd Tolenksy.
Prof X presses a button and a little compartment opens. He takes out the headset and puts it on.

Pad: He's retiring from training mutant's and is now becoming an air controller.
John: No!!! He's tracking something down or something.

Scott: You know him?
Prof X: Cerebro just picked up a reading on him. He must be using his powers openly now.

Pad: Gee, that must have killed his bald head to figure that out!

Scott: Well, he's not the kind of guy I'd really like to share a room with. To put it bluntly, he has the personal hygiene of a dead pig.

Skye: Cheers Scott. I know what I'm getting you for Christmas.

Prof X: We cannot turn our backs on anyone, Scott. You know that.
Scott: Yea. I know. Bye.
Kurt walks in, wearing his uniform.
Kurt: What is that thing, Professor?
Prof X: That 'thing' is Cerebro. It detects the manifestation of special powers, which is how I found you.

John: But you have to be nice to it otherwise it'll breakdown on you.

Kurt: (points to the picture of Toad on the screen) So this guy is one of us?
Prof X: That remains to be seen. *Storm?*
Storm is in her room watering her plants with a miniature Storm cloud.

Pad: Cool!!!
Skye: It'll get even better.

Storm: Yes, Professor?
Prof X: *There is someone I'd like you to audition for me*
The mansion, evening. Storm throws open the glass doors of her balcony. She has changed into her costume. She soars into the air.
Toad hops over the fence surrounding the mansion grounds. He grips the bars and looks up.
Toad: Heh. Cake.

Pad: I can't believe he's hungry!
John: You know that is short for 'piece of cake', right?
Pad: (going red) Yea, duh.

He jumps over the fence and bounds towards the mansion. He stops to look up at the developing Storm and sees Storm flying through a break in the trees and the clouds gathering after her. It starts to rain. Toad makes a face.
Toad: Whoa. Now that is just freaky.
Storm starts to fire lightning bolts at Toad.
Toad: EEEEEK!
She fires, he jumps, fires, jumps, fires, jumps.
Inside the mansion Kurt is wandering around. he looks up at the sound of thunder then continues down the huge staircase to the entrance. He get to the bottom and approaches the door. The door slams open and Kurt has to brace himself against the force of the wind.
Toad: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

John: And the line of the year goes to......... Toad in the Evolution!

Toad comes flying through the open door and hits Kurt. They roll across the floor until Kurt manages to fling him off. They come up facing each other and pace in a circle like a couple of alley cats.

Pad: Is this how male mutants greet each other?
John: Shut up.

Toad: Whoa! What are you? Some kind of ratty plush toy?
Kurt: (sniffing) Ugh, the name's Nightcrawler. And at least I don't reek like unwashed lederhosen.
Toad: You blue-furred freak!
Toad leaps for Kurt who 'ports away. Toad makes a face at the smoke and tried to wave it away.

Skye: You'd think his smelliness would do that......... Sorry to all the Toad fans!!!! I need to stay insane!!!!
John: You know how most people shorten teleport to 'port? Well if a person heard only the 'port part they would think your an alcoholic!
Pad: Oh yea.
All the chant: Jerry! Jerry!

Kurt: (hanging from a huge light two stories up) As you say in America, neener, neener, neener!

Skye: Hey! That's my saying, phrase thingie! Oh well.....

Toad: That ain't gonna help you, boy!
Toad leaps up to the light. Kurt jumps off just before he reaches it and lands on the wall.
Kurt: You're too slow! (Winks)
Toad: Grrrr

Pad: Can Toads growl?
John: Remember Pad, he still is human........... I think.................
Skye: Please don't sue me.......... Then again, what the hey!

Kurt: You couldn't catch flies on the windshield!
They go down the hallway, clinging to the walls, hopping from one side to another.
Storm flies in through the still open door. Prof X comes down the hall.
Prof X: Tolensky is indeed gifted. He could be one of us.
Storm: Sometimes, Professor, I feel your good heart blinds even you from the truth.
Kurt and Toad come down a different hallway, knocking things over.
Kurt: Over here! No, over here! Over here!

John: (singing) Over there! Over there! Over there! Over there! And the yanks are........
Skye: Not now John, this should be WWF cartoon style!

Toad: I'm going to rip out your pointy tail you fuzzy gecko!

Skye: Leave the tail alone you mean g....... fruit!
Pad: Eh? Skye: Don't ask.

They are back at the big staircase. Or another staircase.
Toad: Monkey boy! Come here!
Toad tries to get Kurt with his tongue. Kurt jumps away and Toad hits a window.
Kurt: Ha!

John: It would be even better if it was really cold outside, then his tongue would have been stuck to the window! Hahahaha!

Prof X: This test is over. Todd Tolensky does indeed have the X gene. He may stay here if he so desires.
Toad: The only thing I DESIRE is blue boy's fuzzy head!
Kurt is on another one of those giant lamps and Toad leaps for him, catching Kurt's arm with his tongue before Kurt can jump away. They struggle on the light for a moment, then fall off. Kurt 'ports before they hit the ground, to the surprise of Storm and Prof X.
They reappear in the Danger Room. THUMP.
Kurt: Where are we?
Toad: Your asking me? You're the one who brought us here.
Kurt: I think I am going to regret it!
Kurt points at some giant weapons which are coming out of the walls to aim at them. They bounce around, avoiding the blasts.
Toad: Eeeek!

John: You guys noticed that he says that a lot?
Pad: Yup.
Skye: What do we do with sleeping beauty over there?
John: Nothing.

Cut to Scott and Jean who are getting into uniform.
Prof X: *Scott, Jean! Nightcrawler and Toad have teleported into the Danger Room*
Scott: Oh man, the Danger Room has automated defences!
Jean: It'll attack them with everything its got!
Prof X: *Hurry!*

Skye: And that's why you should always run away from the Danger Room...... Or the whole mansion.

Kurt and Toad are still bouncing around. Jean and Scott run in.
Scott: I'll take care of the cannons. You keep them away from the tentacles.
Jean: (Takes off) On it!

Pad: Keep them away from what?!!
Skye: Pad! Your head has fallen off!
John: It's nearly the end Pad.

More bouncing.... Jean lifts Kurt up just before he's caught.
Kurt: Your an angel!
Jean: On occasion. How about you, are you a demon?
Toad is being squashed between metal panels. Scott blasts him out.
Scott: Tolensky, over here!
Prof X and Storm finally reach the control room.

Pad: What took them so long?
John: It is a large place.

Prof X: Automatic override. Voice print-Charles Xavier.
Computer: Confirmed. Shut down in 5 seconds.
Kurt: (still held be Jean's telekinesis) Now I get it! It's a training area. Watch. ('ports to a cannon) I just pull the plug and-WWAAOOWW!
The cannon shakes Kurt off and beings firing in all directions. one blast hits Scott and Toad and slams them into a wall. Storm hit it with a lightning bolt. Everything else turns off.
Toad: Man, I've seen enough. I am out of here! (Hops away)
Scott: Tolensky! I'm sorry, Professor. I couldn't stop him.

John: You could have blasted him!
Skye: True, but where's the fun?

Prof X: That's all right, Scott. He wasn't ready to be one of us.
Kurt: I blew it, too, Professor. I'm sorry. You've been wonderful but I guess I just don't belong here. ('Ports away)
Prof X: Nightcrawler, wait!
Scott: No sweat, Professor. I'll handle this.
Outside the mansion. Toad jumps out a window and lands on a outdoor table. It breaks and he tumbles up to Logan, who just got back.
Logan: Going somewhere, bub?
Toad puts up his fists like he's going to fight and Logan pops his claws. Toad cringes.

Skye: Yea! Logan, again...... Not a lot of him in this, is there? Toad thinking he can beat Wolvie................ Hehehehehehe.............................

Prof X: Logan, NO! Let him go.
Toad: (looking scared) Heh heh...
Logan: Hrrm.
Logan retracts his claws and stands aside. Toad hops away, mumbling to himself.
Logan: (sniff, sniff) I came back because I thought I smelled trouble. (Sniff, sniff) Of course, it could have just been stink boy over there.
Prof X: I'm afraid not. Welcome home, old friend.

Pad: The Professor looks older than Logan....... I don't get it.
Skye: Logan is older than the Professor, he was experimented on, that how he got the metal claws, he then lost his memory and ages slowly we don't know if that was because of his mutation or part of the experiment.
Pad: Oh.

The hanger.
Kurt: Vas ist das?
Scott: The SR-77 Blackbird. Twice as fast as the SR-74 and with four times the firepower.
Kurt: Sehr gut. Is it yours? Please tell me you get to fly it.

Pad: No he can't as he's underage!
Skye: Oh boy!

Scott: It's ours. And if you stick around a while, I'll show you how to pilot this bad boy. So what do you say? Want to be a member of our team?

John: Why? I'm kidding! That would be so cool.
Skye: Yea, fly that guy around, brill!
Pad: I guess, they do have some good-looking guys.......

Kurt: Me? I almost got you killed a few moments ago.
Scott: Yeah, don't do that again. But look, we all make mistakes sometimes. I know I do. That's why we're here. To learn not to make mistakes like that.
Kurt: And you don't mind....... the way I look?

Skye: Let's not go there!

Scott: (laughs) Dude, just don't hassle me about my shades and we'll be fine.
Kurt: (smiles) We have a deal then.
Scott: Come on. I'll show you where they hide the sodas.

Skye: Oh yea, their breaking the law right there!!!!! Hey! Police!
John: Yup. Someone should stop them! Help!!
Pad: Eh? Peat moves about in his seat as if he is going to wake up.

Ms Darkholme's office.
Ms D: I don't believe it! You were actually inside and you ran away!
Toad: So I freaked.
Ms D: And no doubt, the good professor wiped your mind so you don't remember anything!

Pad: She's a really shouty person.
John: There's no such word as 'shouty', Pad.
Skye: There is now.

Toad shakes his head.
Ms D: Get out!
Toad leaps out, knocking over his chair. Ms D slams the door.

Pad: Well, that was nice. Lets go home.
She stood up but the two pulled her back down.
John: It's not finished yet.

Ms D: Aaaarrgh! Rraaargh!! (shifts into Mystique)
Mystique goes to pick up the chair. Things on her desk start moving around.
Magneto: Don't be so hard on the boy Mystique. We don't want to thin our ranks now do we?
Mystique: No, sir. I'll be more careful.
Magneto: See that you are.
Paper clips fly into Mystique's face.
Mystique: Aaah!
Magneto: Remember, this is only the beginning.
Magneto's shadow in the window.

The X-Men ending song.
Pad: Yes!!!!!! I'm free!!!!!!! I'm never coming back here again!!
Peat: (just woke up, still groggy) What? Eh? Home now?
John: Yup, home to bed for you. So Skye, how about a bit of partying?
Skye: Easy, lots of air, coke, sweets and I'll be a fat-hiper-pie in no time! Yea!
The group leave the treater. Two people are in the shadows. One is a male called Sharp and the other is a female called Waugh.
Sharp: They're happy! That's not supposed to happen!
Waugh: Give it time. Once they see the rest we'll be happy.
Evil laugher.

The End.